This week was like the Super Bowl and Black Friday for “sexy.” Other bizarre headlines included, “9 Sexy Advent Calendars For a Pleasurable Holiday Season,” “Can Ping Pong Be Sexy?” “Investing Shouldn’t Be Sexy,” “What is Sexy?” and “Miley Cyrus Sports a Furry White Coat with Sexy Black Fishnet Nylons For a Photo Shoot in Hollywood.”īut as we close out 2021, there is an elephant in the sexy room.įorget Rudd and the previous Sexiest Man Alive winners. A handsome bloke? Sure, fine, yes.īut enough about Rudd. His delicate face appears to be carved from porcelain by angels working under the sculptural tutelage of Michelangelo. Again, as a straight male, I will simply note that, in one People photo, Rudd is sprawled supine on a sofa and wearing a black T-shirt. People’s Sexy Selection Committee flagged his “gorgeous green eyes” and “easy grin,” which means next year’s title might go to an indri lemur. Is Paul Rudd the Sexiest Man Alive? I don’t know. It’s the same reason I wouldn’t offer to repair your iPhone or try to explain Gödel’s incompleteness theorems to my kids: I don’t know. Now, as a straight male who wakes up each morning with so-so to below average looks depending on the insomnia – the bags under my eyes should be sponsored by Michael Kors – I am always reluctant to weigh in on Sexiest Man Alive. He was shocked by the title, though not as shocked as his wife, who was “stupefied.” It’s like she found out he could bench press 500 pounds. First, Paul Rudd was crowned “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine.
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